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August 2nd, 2005: 1:11 am
There are nasty fairy rings in the back yard, and supposedly nothing I can do about them.  Drowning them might help strengthen the nearby grass, and keep the dirt that is clean from succumbing to the fungus, so I’ll have to thope that helps.
 
(DISCLAIMER: FARCE AEAD!!!) It made me think that a suburban terrorist could rise to fame by spreading mushrooms and fairy rings to all the yards, and by buying out all the sod companies.  Here’s hoping that never happens…