“Hi there, can you please look up the price of this product?” [pointing to item on receipt]
“Its [less than half what I paid for it]”
“Okay. I’d like to get the price difference refunded back please.”
“You purchased this over 14 days ago” [technically: something like 16 days]
“Yes, but it is within 90 days, and I can refund it correct?”
“Yes”
“And I can go buy it again for [less than half what I paid for it], right?”
“Yes”
“Can I just cut out the middle steps and take care of this here then?”
[silence]
[processing]
[likely grumbling under breath]
[price difference refunded]